Proper Mug Utilization for the Home and Workplace

I got a mug for Christmas. And it came with a piece of paper that changed my life... It said:
"Unfamiliar with mugs or their proper use?
Check out our instructional video at:
www.philosophersguild.com/PAKE"

And now... I know how to use a mug properly...
And you can too.

(and I defy you to watch this without laughing!!)

NORAD Santa tracker

The History of NORAD's Santa Tracker

It was back in 1955 when a little Colorado Springs girl called the wrong number (NORAD) wanting to know when Santa Claus would come to her house. NORAD has tracked Santa every year since then.

It was back in 1955 when a little Colorado Springs girl called the wrong number (NORAD) wanting to know when Santa Claus would come to her house. NORAD has tracked Santa every year since then.

This Christmas Eve, CBS News reprinted their 2009 tale of NORAD's origins. An excerpt below:

Is this Santa Claus?
All joking aside, NORAD has been taking its Santa tracking project seriously for decades. But it actually began in 1955 with a wrong number.

One morning that December, U.S. Air Force Col. Harry Shoup, the director of operations at CONAD, the Continental Air Defense Command--NORAD's predecessor--got a phone call at his Colorado Springs, Colo., office. This was no laughing matter. The call had come in on one of the top secret lines inside CONAD that only rang in the case of a crisis.

Grabbing the phone, Shoup must have expected the worst. Instead, a tiny voice asked, "Is this Santa Claus?"

"Dad's pretty annoyed," said Terri Van Keuren, Shoup's daughter, recalling the legend of that day in 1955. "He barks into the phone," demanding to know who's calling.

"The little voice is now crying," Van Keuren continued. "'Is this one of
Santa's elves, then?'"

The Santa questions were only beginning. That day, the local newspaper had run a Sears Roebuck ad with a big picture of St. Nick and text that urged, "Hey, Kiddies! Call me direct...Call me on my private phone and I will talk to you personally any time day or night."

But the phone number in the ad was off by a digit. Instead of connecting with Santa, callers were dialing in on the line that would ring if the Russians were attacking.

Before long, the phone was ringing off the hook, and softening up, Shoup grabbed a nearby airman and told him to answer the calls and, Van Keuren said, "'just pretend you're Santa.'"

Indeed, rather than having the newspaper pull the Sears ad, Shoup decided to offer the countless kids calling in something useful: information about Santa's progress from the North Pole. To quote the official NORAD Santa site, "a tradition was born."

From that point on, first CONAD and then, in 1958, when NORAD was formed, Shoup's organization offered annual Santa tracking as a service to the global community. A phone number was publicized and anyone was invited to call up, especially on December 24, and find out where Santa was. Manning those phones
over the years have been countless numbers of Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps personnel and their families, and for many people, turning to NORAD to find out where Santa is became something to look forward to each year.

Hundreds of volunteers are manning the phones inside NORAD"s Track Santa Headquarters this Christmas Eve. Kids from around the world are asking lots of questions.

"We talk about the magic of Santa," said Michelle Strickland. This was her fourth year tracking Santa. "We talk about how fast he can travel and what time we all have to be to bed and if we've been naughty or nice.'

Admiral Sandy Winnefeld who just recently took command of NORAD headed up the tracking Santa operation for the first time. "This is a terrific experience," said Admiral Winnefeld. "What a wonderful thing for NORAD to do for all the boys and girls across the world."

Santa's helpers will be on the phone and answering emails all day. If you want to know when the big guy will be on your roof call 1-877 HI NORAD or email Track Santa headquarters at noradtracksanta@gmail.com.

http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/The_History_of_NORADs_Santa_Tracker_112435934.html

(So... I think I wanna call now. :)

THE DIGITAL STORY OF THE NATIVITY

lol Merry Christmas!!! :D

How do you decide who to marry?

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)



You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8


5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10 (my favorite :)


6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8


7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9


8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

Star Wars

Is this mug not EPIC?!

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turn-up at the funeral.

(give it time... talk it out... you'll get there. You may not want to... but you will)