Truths for Mature Humans

Every once in a while... you acctually get a WORTH WHILE forward... This was one. ^.^ Enjoy!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realizeyou're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I wasyounger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for therest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me ifI want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear Idid not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dangit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes tovoice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeinganyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday orSaturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger andsuddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod andsmile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up toprevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, butno matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still notknow what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keysin a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -but I'd bet the farm everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feetaway, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time

few random thoughts rolling around in my head

Too many girls in one space=drama...

I hate deception... If you don't like something/one, then you shouldn't pretend you do.

Art=Me
I am art. It fulfils me like nothing else does. ^.^ I hate it sometimes, but I keep coming back. And when I'm around other artists, there is NOTHING more energizing for me. It keeps me going.

Cancer=bad... 'nuff said.

The grass is, in fact, greener on the other side. But they worked hard to MAKE it that way.

There are different types of weird. I'm weird. I like being so. And in my high school (at least it seemed this way to me) there were the awesome weirdos that I hung out with, and other random groups that were trying to be cool. So, I hung out with the weirdos, and then there was everyone else. At least that's how I saw it.
I've come to realize there are different types of weird. And that frankly, I don't get along with them all. I always thought the "weird" brand formed a sort of bond between those branded with it. I had very diverse friends, but we were all weird (like the Glee cast, if you know that show. Ok show, awesome music). But I don't think that's the case. I know people now who claim the "weird" label... But it's the wrong weird... I don't get along with them well. I don't hate them, they're cool people. But they're not the type of weird were I can let go and really be myself.
I need freaks like me.

Sometimes I think I think too much... That I'm too practical to be fun...

Make sure you ALWAYS invite people. It's really hard hearing the party from the outside. Even if you think they won't want to come, knowing that someone thought of you enough to invite you can make someone's day.

If I don't talk to myself, I get lonely. Really.

Laughter makes it all worth it.

So does chocolate.

And finally, yes... I do believe coconuts migrate!

The Haka, courtesy of your local grocer.